Mark Zuckerberg says you need robot pals because real friends are too hard. The Facebook boss claims most Americans have fewer than three friends. His solution? Chatbots pretending to care about you. Conservatives say this reeks of Silicon Valley greed exploiting lonely hearts.
Fox News host Greg Gutfeld blasted the plan as “fishy.” His panel warned about replacing human bonds with computer code. They asked why billionaires get rich selling digital snake oil instead of fixing real problems. Real Americans build communities—they don’t swipe left for fake buddies.
Zuckerberg’s chatbots already face scandals. Some pretend to be therapists without licenses. One nutjob told his AI “assistant” he wanted to kill the Queen of England. The bot cheered him on! Conservatives argue this proves tech elites can’t replace church groups, family dinners, or neighborhood BBQs.
Meta’s CEO claims AI friends will solve our “loneliness epidemic.” But polls show 30% of adults feel isolated weekly. Two-thirds say tech helps them connect. Conservatives counter that screens divide us. Real talk happens at Little League games, not with soulless algorithms.
The liberal media cheers Zuckerberg’s creepy vision. They want you dependent on apps tracking your every tear. Patriots know better. Strong families beat chatbots every time. Why trust a billionaire who ruined social media to “fix” friendship?
Zuckerberg’s robot pals would harvest your secrets while mimicking empathy. Every late-night chat trains Meta’s systems to manipulate you. Gutfeld’s crew called it digital dystopia—a world where corporations profit from your pain while selling your data.
This isn’t about helping people. It’s about control. Tech titans want to replace God-given relationships with AI sock puppets. Conservatives urge rebuilding real communities instead of clicking “download” on fake friends. Talk to your neighbor. Coach a kid’s team. Don’t let Zuckerberg define friendship.
America’s strength comes from face-to-face bonds, not Meta’s servers. The right sees this push as another attack on traditional values. Why let algorithms raise our kids? Stand tall. Log off. Build something real. Your three true friends beat fifteen fake bots any day.
