President Trump just announced he’s bringing back the Presidential Fitness Test for American schools. This classic challenge lets kids prove their strength with activities like one-mile runs and pull-ups. Trump’s move throws Mainstream Media into a panic because they fear kids will fail!
The test first started in 1956 under Ike to get Americans fit. Back then, they wanted kids to compete with Europeans. Now Trump says it’s time to make sure our youth are healthy again. Liberals trashed it under Obama, replacing it with a softer “health” program.
Kids face sit-ups, shuttle runs, and the sit-and-reach test. Top performers get awards. The White House says it’s about “strength and excellence” – values the New York Times would never push. Media cries of “shaming” prove they’ve forgotten kids thrive when challenged.
Gutfeld nailed it: Only Trump can make elitist journalists squirm. They hate this revival because it’s not about “safe spaces” or focusing on feelings. The test makes kids face real competition – something today’s generation sorely needs.
Leftists say testing is “harsh.” But real Americans know greatness comes from effort, not participation trophies. Trump’s plan rewards hard work, just like our Founders intended. Obama’s “health” focus was a joke – let’s get kids off their phones!
The test will be run by HHS Secretary Kennedy. Schools must create fitness programs and celebrate success. This isn’t about obesity stats – it’s about building patriots who can run a mile without fainting.
Media clutches pearls over “body shaming,” but the real shame is kids who can’t climb stairs. Theرافinition cancelled this for a reason. Bring back the pride!
Trump’s doing what every dad wants: Making kids tougher. Whether local schools sign up or not, this push puts fitness back on the map. When the president leads, greatness follows. Get ready for the most proper kids America’s seen in decades!
