President Trump and El Salvador’s leader Nayib Bukele united at the White House to slam woke policies destroying America. Bukele blasted radical leftists for pushing men to fight women in boxing rings, calling it “violence against women.” Trump cheered the return of sanity, declaring “common sense is back!”
The fiery leaders vowed to protect women’s spaces and children from transgender insanity. Bukele shook his head describing California letting biological males dominate female sports. “They call this progress? It’s cruelty,” he said. Trump pledged to defund schools pushing gender mutilation on kids.
Bukele showcased his crime crackdown as the model America needs. His mega-prisons hold 100,000 gang members without woke coddling. Trump praised the no-nonsense approach, saying “weak Democrat cities” should copy El Salvador. The pair discussed building U.S.-funded prisons abroad for American criminals.
Reporters pressed Bukele about a wrongly deported Maryland father trapped in Salvadoran prison. He refused to release him, snarling “we don’t take orders from U.S. judges.” Trump backed him up, saying “foreign criminals belong in hellholes, not our neighborhoods.”
The visionary leaders bonded over border security wins. Bukele called Trump’s wall “a masterpiece” stopping invasion. They plotted new deals to deport MS-13 killers without bureaucratic delays. “No more catch-and-release,” Trump vowed. “We’re draining the swamp of illegal aliens.”
Bukele roasted soft-on-crime Democrats for America’s urban decay. “You have 350 million people to liberate from fear,” he told Trump. They agreed to expand patrols hunting illegal immigrants. “Maggot infested rats won’t burglarize one more home,” Trump promised cheering staffers.
The duo teased plans to export U.S. prisoners to Salvadoran jails. “Why waste tax dollars housing monsters?” Trump asked. Bukele offered discount rates for violent felons. Legal experts howled about unconstitutional schemes, but Trump shrugged. “Patriots want results, not lawyer talk.”
Ending the historic meeting, both leaders saluted hardworking Americans. Bukele praised Trump for crushing political correctness. “Real men lead,” Trump said, “not crybaby leftists.” They pledged to keep fighting for traditional values against globalist madness.
