Katy Perry and a crew of wealthy celebrities took a joyride to space this week, and hardworking Americans are rightfully disgusted. While ordinary families struggle with sky-high grocery bills, these liberal elites burned millions on an 11-minute vanity project bankrolled by Jeff Bezos. This isn’t science—it’s a shameful display of gluttony masquerading as “girl power.”
Each seat on Bezos’ rocket reportedly cost over $150,000, with total prices reaching millions. Meanwhile, mothers are choosing between filling their gas tanks or feeding their children. The same coastal elites who lecture us about “climate change” polluted the atmosphere just to take selfies floating above the rest of us.
Hollywood hypocrite Emily Ratajkowski called the launch “end times” behavior, proving even liberals are tired of their own side’s excess. The rocket’s fuel alone could power thousands of cars, but climate panic suddenly disappears when it’s time for A-listers to play astronaut. Real astronauts risk their lives for discovery—these women risked nothing but their manicures.
Bezos’ fiancée Lauren Sánchez claims critics just “don’t understand” the mission. We understand perfectly: it’s a billionaire’s dating app for the rich and famous. While Texas border towns get overrun, these champagne socialists used our state as their personal playground. They’re not inspiring girls—they’re teaching young women that money trumps morals.
Katy Perry’s space gig reeks of desperation after her failed album and cringe-worthy “Woman’s World” flop. She prattled about “feminine divine” while sipping Bezos’ champagne, proving Hollywood feminists care more about photo ops than actual women’s struggles. Real empowerment doesn’t come from zero-gravity hair flips—it comes from honest work.
Actress Olivia Munn nailed it: “Why do we need to hear about your rich people field trip?” In Biden’s America, where inflation crushes Main Street, this spectacle feels like a middle finger to every waitress working double shifts. They’re not pioneers—they’re spoiled tourists wasting resources that could feed homeless veterans.
The left’s space circus shows their true priorities. They’ll lecture us about “equity” while hoarding opportunities for their inner circle. Bezos could’ve funded 1,000 scholarships with that rocket money. Instead, he bought a PR stunt for has-been celebrities to LARP as heroes.
This isn’t progress—it’s the arrogance of out-of-touch elites. While real Americans build this country daily, the liberal jet set abandons Planet Earth’s problems for literal star-gazing. Their “historic” mission proves one thing: the only thing rising faster than their rocket is working-class anger at their entitled games.
