Another Pride Month rolls around, and corporations slap rainbow flags on everything from burgers to bathroom cleaner. This year, America’s patience wore thin as viral videos exposed empty virtue signaling. While CEOs lecture families on inclusion, parents ask: Why is my toddler’s onesie a political billboard?
Disney’s latest “Pride” cereal boxes gather dust as boycotts hammer woke brands. Target yanked trans swimsuits after shoppers revolted, proving even liberals don’t want men in the women’s fitting room. Meanwhile, Chick-fil-A stays packed serving chicken – not chaos – to hungry patriots.
Child star JoJo Siwa shocked fans by ditching rainbows for red-state values. The former Nickelodeon dancer now says she’s “straight” after years of confusing kids with gender-bending antics. Parents cheer as Siwa swaps sequined bowties for Sunday church dresses. Maybe Taco Bell’s “Pride” sauce packet didn’t brainwash her after all.
TikTokers swear McDonald’s fries and Coke cure migraines faster than aspirin. Millions flock to drive-thrus clutching pounding heads instead of prayer books. Doctors warn it’s just caffeine and salt – but at least Ronald McDonald isn’t shoving hormone drugs in the Happy Meal.
Real Americans know migraines don’t need TikTok hacks. They need less screen time and more family dinners. While blue-haired influencers chug soda, hardworking folks stock medicine cabinets with Tylenol and common sense. The only miracle cure? Turning off your phone.
Corporate boardrooms keep pushing Pride merch, but cash registers tell the truth. Bud Light’s sales still tank after Dylan Mulvaney’s beer can disaster. Walmart’s “Pride” section looks like a ghost town. America’s message is clear: Sell products, not perversion.
JoJo Siwa’s shift proves even celebs tire of leftist brainwashing. Maybe she finally watched a Bill of Rights video between dance rehearsals. While Hollywood pushes trans toddlers, heartland moms teach kids to just say no – to drugs, deviance, and Dollar Tree’s Pride condoms.
As summer heats up, patriots skip the migraine meals and rainbow propaganda. They’ll take a backyard BBQ over gender studies any day. Let the coastal elites keep their TikTok cures and woke marketing. Flyover country sticks to faith, family, and fries without the political aftertaste.
