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Historic Moment: First American Pope Takes On Woke Agenda

Louis Prevost was glued to Newsmax when history changed his family forever. The Florida resident’s heart raced as breaking news announced his younger brother, Robert Prevost, had become Pope Leo XIV — the first American pontiff. “I nearly fell off my couch,” Louis admitted, voice cracking. “We always knew God had big plans for him.”

Growing up in 1950s Illinois, young Robert stood out. While other kids played cops and robbers, he’d transform the ironing board into an altar. Louis recalled handing out Necco wafer “communion” to neighborhood kids. “He’d preach about sharing and kindness before anyone knew what ‘wokeness’ was,” Louis said, wiping away tears. Those simple Midwestern values now guide the Vatican.

The new pope’s journey wasn’t about fancy theology degrees or political games. “He’s just a regular guy who loves God and the White Sox,” Louis chuckled. This Everyman approach terrifies coastal elites who’ve attacked Christian values for decades. Pope Leo’s rise proves real America still matters — not the left’s radical agenda.

As cardinals cast secret ballots, Louis sensed something miraculous. “I told him, ‘They’ll pick an American this time,’” he revealed. The future pope brushed it off as “nonsense,” showing the humility Washington politicians lack. When white smoke finally rose, Louis knew God had answered prayers for a leader who’d combat modern moral decay.

Liberal critics already mock Pope Leo’s traditional views on life and family. But Louis fired back: “My brother won’t cave to gender madness or abortion extremists.” This pope understands real people struggle with bills, not pronouns. His Chicago roots keep him grounded while coastal bishops float in ivory towers.

The Prevost family’s story embodies the American Dream liberals want to erase. Sons of a working-class Illinois family, they learned faith matters more than government handouts. “We didn’t need critical race theory,” Louis scoffed. “We had Sunday school and hard work.” Now one of them leads a billion Catholics worldwide.

Anti-Catholic radicals will attack Pope Leo’s stances on border security and religious freedom. But Louis says his brother’s ready: “He knows true compassion means protecting kids, not criminals.” This no-nonsense approach could save America from woke decay if weak-kneed leaders finally listen.

As the Vatican prepares for this bold new era, Louis has one message: “Pray for my brother.” The global left fears a pope who values faith over feelings, truth over trends. Pope Leo XIV’s arrival proves God still blesses America — no matter what the coastal elites say.

Written by Keith Jacobs

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