A massive alligator caused quite a stir in Fort Myers this week when it dragged a lawn chair onto a family’s porch. The ten-foot reptile crashed through patio furniture like it owned the place, showing zero respect for private property. This is what happens when liberals push “coexist with nature” policies instead of letting folks protect their homes.
Local deputies arrived quickly, but the real hero was the state trapper who wrestled the beast. It took four grown men to haul this gator into a truck – proof that law enforcement still knows how to handle problems without endless committees or “non-lethal solutions.” Meanwhile, Biden’s EPA would probably try to register the alligator to vote.
The sheriff’s office joked online about the gator “chewing at the bit to come in,” but there’s nothing funny about predators at your door. This is Florida – we don’t need wildlife bureaucrats telling us to hug reptiles. We need leaders who’ll stand tough against threats, whether they’ve scales or suits.
Watch the viral video and you’ll see the gator stuck in that chair like a metaphor for government red tape. Even nature can’t escape the tangled mess of modern regulations. Common sense says relocate nuisance animals – radical environmentalists want to give them legal rights next.
Florida Fish and Wildlife did their job this time, but let’s remember – they’re the same folks who let gator populations explode while cracking down on farmers protecting livestock. Priorities matter. Protect people first, not creatures that’d eat your dog.
Mainstream media will laugh this off as another “Florida man” story. They ignore how coastal elites’ policies force hardworking Americans to live with danger. Try finding a gator on Martha’s Vineyard – they’d call in the National Guard before you could say “Second Amendment.”
This gator saga teaches us three conservative truths: secure borders matter (even for swamps), strong men with tools solve problems, and freedom includes the right to defend your porch. Democrats want to regulate lawn chairs next – bet they’ll ban the plastic kind to “save the planet.”
Next time a liberal complains about “common sense gun laws,” show them this gator video. When seconds count, police are minutes away – and trappers take longer. Floridians know: real security comes from liberty, preparedness, and the right to handle business yourself.
