Two suspects led Bloomington police on wild car chases after stuffing stolen crab legs into their getaway vehicle. Cops finally caught the crooks using high-tech license plate scanners and pit maneuvers to stop their speeding cars. Officers found meth pipes in both vehicles, proving these weren’t just hungry seafood lovers – they’re drug-addicted criminals.
Police Chief Booker Hodges slammed Hennepin County’s new “woke” policy that considers a suspect’s race and age before charging them. The chief held up mugshots of suspects from different racial backgrounds and dared prosecutors to treat them equally. “Let’s see if they get the same deal,” Hodges growled, calling out soft-on-crime liberals who care more about criminals’ skin color than victims’ safety.
These lowlife thieves risked lives speeding through streets over fancy crab legs hardworking folks can’t afford. One suspect was 66 years old – old enough to know better but still choosing crime over honest work. The other driver plowed through parking lots packed with families just trying to enjoy dinner or shop at the Mall of America.
While regular Americans pay $8 for gas, these methheads waste police resources playing real-life Grand Theft Auto. Taxpayers foot the bill for damaged cop cars and overtime hours spent chasing seafood bandits. Every dollar spent cleaning up their mess is a dollar stolen from schools, roads, and veterans’ programs.
The crab leg caper shows how Democrat policies let criminals run wild while punishing law-abiding citizens. Stores lock up toothpaste but can’t stop brazen thefts because prosecutors won’t press charges. Police do their job catching crooks, but soft judges just send them back out to steal again.
These aren’t poor people stealing bread to survive – they’re drug addicts funding their habits by robbing grocery stores blind. Meth pipes in the car prove this was about fueling addiction, not feeding families. Real hunger gets solved at food shelves and churches, not by high-speed chases through family neighborhoods.
Chief Hodges’ officers put their lives on the line stopping these dangerous suspects, while liberal politicians undermine their efforts. Blue cities keep voting for leaders who handcuff cops instead of criminals. It’s time to back the badge, lock up methhead thieves, and ditch policies that put criminals’ feelings before public safety.
The crab leg heist proves America needs tough-on-crime leadership instead of coddling criminals. When thugs face real consequences instead of race-based plea deals, maybe they’ll think twice before stealing from hardworking Americans. Until then, police will keep cleaning up the mess while liberals make excuses for lawlessness.
