This week, a billionaire-funded rocket carried six wealthy celebrities to the edge of space for five minutes – and the media wants you to believe it “solved sexism.” Blue Origin’s latest publicity stunt featured Katy Perry, Oprah’s best friend Gayle King, and Jeff Bezos’ fiancée Lauren Sanchez floating weightlessly while wearing designer flight suits. They spent more time taking selfies than actually in zero gravity.
Real American women face skyrocketing inflation, violent crime in cities, and woke indoctrination in schools. But the elites think a joyride for millionaires counts as “empowerment.” While working moms struggle to afford gas, these celebrities burned millions in rocket fuel to snap Instagram photos above the clouds. They call this feminism?
The same liberals who lecture us about “carbon footprints” stayed silent as this vanity project polluted the atmosphere. Hypocrisy floats easier than gravity when you’re rich enough to buy a seat on Bezos’ spaceship. Meanwhile, NASA’s actual astronauts train for years – but who needs real science when you’ve got pop stars and talk show hosts?
Saturday Night Live mocked this circus with a skit about gay dads – another example of Hollywood pushing radical gender ideology instead of family values. While children suffer from transgender surgeries and porn in schools, coastal elites worship at the altar of “representation.” A space capsule full of privileged women changes nothing for mothers battling biological men in sports.
True equality comes from merit, not PR stunts. The first female astronaut corps took years of rigorous training – these celebrities bought their way up. Real American women don’t need five minutes of weightlessness. They need safe neighborhoods, strong borders, and schools that teach math instead of Marxism.
Katy Perry sang about being a “firework” while taxpayer-funded agencies approved this launch. Middle-class families can’t afford groceries, but Washington allows billionaires to play astronaut. This isn’t progress – it’s a distraction from the Biden economy crushing hardworking patriots.
The left wants you to celebrate symbolic gestures while they dismantle traditional values. True strength isn’t found in space capsules. It’s in the parent working three jobs, the soldier defending our freedom, the pastor guiding his flock. America doesn’t need more celebrity stunts – we need to return to faith, family, and fiscal responsibility.
Five minutes above Earth didn’t fix systemic issues. But it did expose the elites’ priorities: vanity over virtue, spectacle over substance. While they gaze down at our planet from space, conservatives will keep fighting for what matters on the ground.