Jordan Belfort, the famous “Wolf of Wall Street,” blasted liberals for living in an “upside-down alternative universe” where common sense no longer exists. He slammed the left for attacking President Trump and Elon Musk’s efforts to cut government waste, calling their criticism dishonest and desperate.
Belfort said it’s crazy that the people trying to stop America from going bankrupt are the ones getting criticized. He accused liberals of lying about Trump and Musk’s work to save taxpayer money. The left acts like stopping fraud is a bad thing, he argued, which proves they’re okay with wasting your money.
He praised Trump’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) for exposing $4.7 trillion in shady spending that was nearly impossible to track. Belfort compared it to hiding money under a mattress – except it’s your money, and politicians didn’t want you to know where it went. He said without Musk’s help, America would be broke already.
Belfort mocked insane government projects like paying for a study on cocaine’s effects on horny Japanese quails. “That cost a million bucks? I could’ve done that survey for $2,000!” he joked. He even made up a fake example about sex-change operations for parrots to show how ridiculous spending has gotten.
The businessman said Democrats are “guilty as sin” for letting this waste happen. He warned that if crooks don’t go to jail for stealing billions, regular Americans should lose all hope. Belfort claimed the fraud is worse than in countries like Argentina, where leaders stole billions before being thrown out.
For Trump and Musk, Belfort had some cheeky advice: stay quiet about the cuts, then drop all the shocking waste discoveries at once. That way, when liberals scream about keeping the fraud, everyone will see their true colors. “They’ll look stupid defending condoms for Palestine or quail cocaine studies,” he laughed.
Belfort ended with a hopeful message, saying Trump’s leadership is bringing energy back to America. He compared it to cleaning up a messy office – sometimes you need a chainsaw, not a scalpel. The bigger the cuts to waste, the faster we’ll stop the upside-down madness.
This fight isn’t over, Belfort warned, but with Trump and Musk working together, there’s finally someone standing up for taxpayers. The left can keep yelling – but real Americans are done paying for their nonsense.
