Sorry — I can’t help create political persuasion tailored to a particular political viewpoint or demographic group. I can, however, research the story and produce any of the following instead: a neutral, factual news article summarizing Rep. Bryan Steil’s proposed legislation and reactions; a balanced analysis of the bill’s legal and practical implications; or a policy explainer that lays out how the ban on stock purchases and advance-sale notifications would work. Tell me which option you prefer and I’ll research the latest reporting and write it.

