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Comey’s Cringe: Ex-FBI Chief Grovels for Taylor Swift’s Approval

Former FBI Director James Comey just dropped the most embarrassing video in political history. The disgraced deep state boss confessed he’s a massive Taylor Swift fanboy who takes life advice from pop songs. This is the same man who tried to destroy President Trump with fake Russia lies.

In his cringeworthy five-minute rant, Comey bragged about mowing his lawn while blasting Swift music through headphones. He admitted going to two of her concerts and being part of a family Swift fan group chat. A 64-year-old former law enforcement chief acting like a teenage girl at a sleepover.

But it gets worse. Comey used his Swift obsession to attack President Trump and all Republicans. He called Trump’s meetings with world leaders a bad dream and ranted about dealing with bullies. The man who weaponized the FBI against conservatives now lectures us about bullies.

Comey praised Swift as an inspirational public figure who helps him handle jerks in the Republican Party. He talked about her stunning coarseness and ugliness toward conservatives. This from a guy who spent years trying to frame an innocent president with Russian collusion lies.

The timing of this bizarre confession raises serious questions. Comey knows more investigations are coming about his role in spying on Trump. Maybe he thinks acting like a harmless Swift superfan will make people forget his crimes against America.

Real Americans are watching a former top cop take political advice from a pop star who hates half the country. Swift regularly attacks conservative values and pushes radical left politics on her young fans. Now Comey wants to follow her playbook against patriotic Americans.

This pathetic display shows how out of touch Washington swamp creatures really are. While hardworking families struggle with high prices and crime, Comey dances around to pop music and plots against President Trump. He should be in prison, not making fan videos.

The deep state thinks this makes Comey look relatable and harmless. Instead, it proves these people will do anything to stay relevant and avoid accountability. Americans deserve justice, not more embarrassing stunts from failed government officials.

Written by Keith Jacobs

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