Mexican Navy Blunders as Ship Slams Into Brooklyn Bridge

Okay, let’s tackle this query. The user wants a news article from a conservative perspective about the Mexican Navy ship crashing into the Brooklyn Bridge. The article needs to be 8 short paragraphs, each 2-4 sentences, simple language, 5th-grade level, no markdown, and strong conservative commentary.

First, I need to gather the key facts from the search results. The crash happened on May 17, 2025, with two deaths and multiple injuries. The ship, Cuauhtémoc, was on a goodwill tour. The NTSB is investigating, but they haven’t interviewed the captain yet. The ship accelerated to six knots, and the masts hit the bridge. Conditions were dusk with 10-knot winds. The bridge is 142 years old but wasn’t badly damaged.

Next, shaping this into a conservative angle. Em